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The Premier League kicks off this weekend, offering fantasy managers across the world a fresh chance at glory.

Alongside the mental gymnastics of deciding who will be picked for one’s squad, choosing a suitable team name is one of the hardest tasks of pre-season for fantasy managers.

The Classics

1. Pique Blinders
2. Lallanas in Pyjamas
3. Kloppenheimer
4. Who ate all Depays?
5. Ayew joking
6. Enter Shaqiri
7. The Kouyate Kid
8. Pjanic at the Disco
9. Backstreet Moyes (Backstreet Woys also an option)
10. Drinkwater not Koke
11. Come Digne with Me
12. Zlat’s All Folks
13. Klopps and Robbers
14. Gangsters Allardyce
15. Two’s Kompany
16. Thomas the Frank Engine
17. One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest
18. Kroos Control
19. Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
20. Champagne Super Rovers
21. The Cesc Pistols
22. Delph and Safety
23. Men Behaving Chadli
24. Lloris the Hounds
25. Slumdog Mignolet

26. Team-based names

     

    1. Brian Munich
    2. Real Sociable
    3. Expected Toulouse
    4. Borussia Teeth
    5. Colonel Getafe
    6. Pathetico Madrid
    7. Cry me a River Plate
    8. Dyslexia Untied
    9. Farcelona
    10. This is Sparta Prague
    11. Inter Row-Z
    12. Bolton Squanderers
    13. AC A Little Silhouette of Milan
    14. Genoa-cide
    15. Borussia Monchenflapjack
    16. Kings of Lyon
    17. Ivory Toast
    18. Tekkerslovakia
    19. FC Twente Stone
    20. Sporting Abeerbelly
    21. Fiorentina Turner
    22. Sub-standard Liege
    23. Is your Motherwell?
    24. Bilbao Baggins
    25. Werder BeermenCurrent players

         

        1. Hotel? Thiago
        2. Alisson Wonderland
        3. Boom Xhakalaka
        4. Heung like a Horse
        5. Targett Practice
        6. Earth, Wind and Maguire
        7. Lord of the Ings
        8. Hakuna Mateta
        9. Back, Saka and crack
        10. Losing my Reguilon
        11. Red Bull gives you Mings
        12. A Song of Rice and Dier
        13. Luke KyleWalker
        14. Haalandaise Sauce
        15. Pain in Dias
        16. Back of the Neto
        17. Hanging by a Fred
        18. Lingardium Leviosa
        19. No Kane, No Gain
        20. Botman and Robin
        21. Smith Rowe Your Boat
        22. VAR-dy Time
        23. Abra Dubravka
        24. Dumb and Dummett
        25. Uptown DunkThe Golden Oldies

             

            1. Neville wears Prada
            2. Pleased to Michu
            3. Baines on Toast
            4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
            5. Lads on Toure
            6. One size Fitz Hall
            7. Titus Shambles
            8. 50 shades of O’Shea
            9. Fiddler on the Huth
            10. Reality Cech
            11. Silence of the Lahms
            12. Sarri, Not Sarri
            13. Tinchy Sneijder
            14. Kings of Leon Osman
            15. Moves like Agger
            16. Blink-1 Eto’o
            17. Crouch Potato
            18. Wenger Boys
            19. Hutton dressed as Lahm
            20. Making Emile of It
            21. Purple Reina
            22. Robben Banks
            23. Berbatov Cocktail
            24. Finding Mido
            25. Anelka Skelter